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Pre-launch limited release. Mix and match, pick any 3: one shirt $24, two shirts $45 ($22.50 each), three shirts $60 ($20 each). Our first official launch. Select styles now, more coming soon.

Pre-launch

Cheap.
Funny.
Shirts.

The full shop opens soon. These couldn’t wait.

Black or white, S to 4XL, printed when you order it and posted wherever you are.

Pick one Size guide

Pick any
three.

Mix and match any of them. Every one comes in black or white, S to 4XL. Pick a colour, pick a size, and it’s printed for you. The rest of the range is still deciding how far is too far.

He’s a ra_ist.

Reads: “He’s a ra_ist.” A pink C and a pink P stacked in the gap.

One missing letter, two candidates. The shirt declines to choose, and so far nobody has asked it to.

Trumpery.

Reads: “Trump·er·y.” with the dictionary entry printed underneath.

A real English word: showy, worthless, all surface. The definition comes with it, so nobody can say you made it up.

Classified.

Reads: “Classified.” A page of redacted lines, three words left in pink: “He is guilty.”

A heavily redacted document, keeping only the three words anyone was going to read anyway. Which “he” is left to the reader.

Trials are coming.

Reads: “Trials. Are coming.”

A forecast, not a threat. Bring snacks; these things tend to run long.

DTSD.

Reads: “DTSD. Donald Trump Stress Disorder.”

Not a recognised condition. Widely self-diagnosed. Symptoms include checking the news before getting out of bed.

Signature logo tee.

No words. Just the smiley — a heart for one eye, a cross for the other — small on the chest, big on the back.

The face behind the bad decisions. For when the shirt doesn’t need to say anything, because you’re about to.

Coming next

More shirts.
Same bad manners.

These four are being finished off for the next drop. Everyone in the photos already has theirs. You won’t be waiting long.

  • A smiling older woman knitting in hot pink, wearing the black Forgiven shirt, while three women behind her gasp into their teacups
    Forgiven. She also kept the receipts.
  • A man sitting on sunlit steps in the black Karma Is Busy shirt, chin resting on his hand
    Karma is busy. He volunteered.
  • A man wearing the black I'm Not Ignoring You shirt at a card table, with four men around him all talking at once
    Not ignoring you. Five men. One conversation. Not his.
  • A woman on a bench in the white Healing shirt, sunglasses pushed up into her hair, looking calmly at the camera
    Healing. Still rating everyone.

Size guide

One unisex cut. Lay a T-shirt you already like flat, measure it armpit to armpit, and find the nearest width below. Garment measurements in centimetres, inches underneath.

Garment measurements in centimetres, with inches beneath
MeasurementSMLXL2XL3XL4XL
Width4618.1″4818.9″5120.1″5421.3″5722.4″6023.6″6224.4″
Length6425.2″6626.0″6826.8″7128.0″7328.7″7529.5″7730.3″
Shoulder4417.3″4718.5″5019.7″5320.9″5622.0″5923.2″6124.0″
Sleeve207.9″20.58.1″218.3″21.58.5″228.7″22.58.9″239.1″

Back to the shirts

Before you order

Printed to order

Nothing is printed until somebody orders it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting to be binned. It’s made for you, then it’s posted.

Shipped worldwide

Postage depends on where you are and how many you buy. You see the exact amount at checkout, before you pay anything.

More on the way

This is the start. The full range is coming, and every design in it will say the quiet bit out loud.

Your bag

Nothing in here yet. Bold of you.

Subtotal —

Postage and any tax are worked out at checkout, before you pay.